Kind of a sick one

A waiter goes up to a customer in a restaurant and the customer orders a bucket of warm shit. The waiter literally cannot believe his ears and asks the customer to repeat the order. Again, the customer, very clearly, asks for a bucket of warm shit. The waiter shrugs and goes to the manager, who says do your best to accomodate him, customer is always right.

So the waiter goes back to the men's restroom and as luck would have it, the toilet is clogged up. He gets on his rubber gloves, scoops out the contents, puts it in a bucket, runs it under warm water, and brings it to the customer and leaves. Fifteen minutes later the waiter returns and the bucket is empty. The customer asks for another bucket of warm shit. So the waiter goes and checks the women's room and again, finds the toilet clogged. He repeats the process with the gloves and warm water and brings it over. Another few minutes later the waiter checks on the customer and again, the bucket is completely empty. The customer asks for a third bucket. The waiter, not knowing what to do, again goes to the manager, who tells him that sometimes he sees some homeless people going behind the dumpster and to check out there. So the waiter heads out and indeed finds a pile. He scoops it into the bucket and puts some warm water on it, and brings it to the customer, who immediately starts shouting obscenities at the waiter. Terrified, the waiter scurries back to the manager, who asks what the commotion was all about.

"I've never seen a man so angry," the waiter remarked. "He said he had never been so insulted that anyone would actually serve him a meal that had a HAIR in it!"